SoftBank 2026 AGM [pdf]
48 points by dmmalam 7 hours ago | 12 comments
usagisushi 3 hours ago
Back in 2014, Son also gave me a good laugh with a slide comparing:
reply> Von Neumann computer: powered by programming vs. Personal robot: powered by family happiness. https://i.gzn.jp/img/2014/06/05/softbank-conference/snap3014...
His sense of humor has only reached new heights since then.
fairity 2 hours ago
Here's the talk that went along with this deck (for those who would prefer not immediately jumping to ridicule): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtM0Cjb0dEU
replyJdeBP 3 hours ago
If your reaction is 'What the Hell is this?', read this for background:
reply* https://reuters.com/business/media-telecom/talk-bubble-is-an...
Then notice that the metal construction robot needs toe protectors on its boots.
Then notice that the slides have small print.
antisthenes 13 minutes ago
I'd be embarrassed to present this to a room of random adults, let alone shareholders.
replyThis looks like a slide deck to accompany a high school science project, not something done by a professional. I guess it is true after all - you still need taste to use AI.
shigawire 2 hours ago
This makes me feel like a spend too much time on slides for my rinky dink enterprise software feature projects.
replydgellow 5 hours ago
Pure trolling as a strategy...
replyGolden quotes:
"It was the goose that created value: 74 - 3 = 71"[0]
"Golden Egg factory inside the goose"[1]
0: see page 49
1: see page 55
NeutralForest 3 hours ago
The only thing I got from the presentation is that I still underrate geese, gotta put some respect on their feathered name.
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And finally, in the denouement, we see the goose in serene repose. "It is the Goose itself," we are told, in bold, confident lettering. This is what matters. Not the eggs.
I hope lasagnacat can come back, do a special on this, and hire John Barrymore for the narration, as a spiritual sequel to their Pipe Strip video (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw).