Verschlimmbesserung: The Word Your Software Updates Need
24 points by speckx 3 hours ago | 7 comments

dwoldrich 13 minutes ago
Value is now only _extracted_. Place the acquired good into the press and smash it until all but the faintest essence remains among the mash. The squeezings are bottled and saved to pay for future _extractions_.

Companies like Valve can continue largely unshittificated because they are private. Once that is no longer the case, all our game rentals will be squozen away from us.

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levzettelin 22 minutes ago
Just from looking at the title, I feel that this talking about AI in general...
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alhirzel 21 minutes ago
I would probably abbreviate that to v17g.
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boxed 2 hours ago
We already have a word for it? "Misfeature"

The opposite is the more interesting word though: hit bug. A bug/mistake/fuckup that turns out to improve the software.

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dylan604 20 minutes ago
They're not bugs, they're undocumented features
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Krasnol 54 minutes ago
I'd say enshitification is a good enough word.

Verschlimmbesserung is not widely used these days in Germany.

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ahf8Aithaex7Nai 15 minutes ago
I do think it's part of many people's vocabulary. It's a bit informal. And it's not a word you use every day. But it's definitely a word that gets used when the occasion calls for it, just like the related verb "verschlimmbessern."

"Enshittification" isn't the same thing. "Verschlimmbesserung" is when you try to fix a loose connection in a power cord and then no electricity flows at all, or when you try to fix a bad haircut with a trimmer and the haircut ends up looking even worse, etc.

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