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107 points by zdw 2 hours ago | 23 comments

_jackdk_ 17 minutes ago

I wonder if at any point during writing, the heroic author of that Super Metroid guide learned that "missiles" are not spent "missles", and decided to own the mistake rather than reword the entire guide.

Also, the font used for the monospace examples in the post is a great kick to the nostalgia. Which one is it? It reminds me of https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/fontlist/font?ibm_vga_...

zellyn 2 minutes ago

I remember reading Project Gutenberg email updates from Michael S. Hart in the mid to late 90s that were famously formatted like this.

It’s not too hard if you try, once you get in the groove :-)

sho_hn 52 minutes ago

There's a similar anecdote Gillian Anderson recently revealed during an interview on the X-Files, saying Chris Carter had an OCD-like habit to write dialog to conform to certain text layout preferences (no widows[1]) in the script, which made for the show's distinctive style of dialog cadence.

1 = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widows_and_orphans

consumer451 19 minutes ago

Here is that interview where she mentions it, with the correct timestamp backed-up just enough to give it context.

https://youtu.be/d3bCel607lQ?t=1162

xerox13ster 41 minutes ago

I just realized I have nearly always avoided widows and orphans because it felt bad to write that way.

I wonder if I was ever taught to write this way and forgot, but I feel like I just learned the terms for the first time.

fhub 26 minutes ago

Two definitions that I had to look up.

* Widow: a short final line of a paragraph that gets stranded at the top of the next page or column.

* Orphan: a first line of a paragraph stranded at the bottom of a page or column.

Leonard_of_Q 17 minutes ago

Those who lived through the (text-mode) WordPerfect era may remember 'widow and orphan protection' as being one of the features which was advertised for this program, i.e it could be set to either move that orphaned first line of a new paragraph to the next page or move a few extra lines or a whole paragraph to the next page to keep the widow company.

msephton 11 minutes ago

BITD I used Protext word processor on Atari ST (and later DOS/Windows PC) which automatically justified monospace text. It also had a pretty good dictionary (all in 512KB of RAM) and I remember doing this word dance to get lines to flow better.

Manual: https://www.atarimania.com/st/files/protext_5_04_arnor.pdf

Screenshot of manual section: https://jumpshare.com/share/jOnMu7M36AOEWyoL0QDl

initramfs 10 minutes ago

I used to go to my computer laboratory in high school and at my mom's work to print out GameFAQ walkthroughs in the late 90s. They were excellent. I wrote this to remind myself of simple fun that's been superseded by grander ambitions, and sometimes I think I am wrong for choosing the latter.

ivw 49 minutes ago

suckerpinch has a great video where he uses an LLM to do this same thing automatically

https://tom7.org/bovex/

ivanjermakov 44 minutes ago

No mention of Tom7's "Badness 0" by the author is the a crime!

uolmir 25 minutes ago

He managed to create the ultimate version of form over function. All hail Lorem Epsom.

bywater 6 minutes ago

Learned this the hard way explaining a bug fix; a single ambiguous term derailed an hour-long discussion.

techknight 15 minutes ago

If I remember correctly, this is the tweet (and HN post) that brought it to the attention of the world back in 2021: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28651093

epistasis 45 minutes ago

I am filled with both a deep admiration and horror at this.

It's shockingly impressive.

cm2012 22 minutes ago

And that it was done for an amateur game guide! This is like a legendary work of art.

RobRivera 14 minutes ago

Man. I kinda want to stress test my memory of super metroid before reading this guide. I could do a sub 3hr run through at 100% when I was a child.

I know I couldn't today.

lukeh 44 minutes ago

Ha, I quite enjoy doing this in comments or commit messages where practicable. But, that's just a few lines. :)

boothby 6 minutes ago

It's a guilty pleasure of mine, spending a few minutes to clean up the aesthetics of docstrings and comments. I justify (heh) it to myself by catching unclear wording on this last cleanup pass -- and not taking it too far, obstrusifying for the aesthetic.

oxonia 42 minutes ago

Ye gods! The fact that this was done by hand... I have no words.

gkoberger 30 minutes ago

The Super Metroid guide is the kind of thing that AI will render obsolete, which makes me sad.

One of my favorite quotes is from Penn and Teller, "Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect". AI has shifted that a bit.

But hey, we're thousands of years in and still finding creative ways to turn our time into something fun and amusing. Even with AI, I have no doubt we'll find new ways to prove we care.

LtWorf 23 minutes ago

LaTeX has existed for a certain amount of years already.

gkoberger 16 minutes ago

Sure but that's not what I was talking about. I was talking about the guy who wrote a 17,000 guide manually in monospace so that it was justified.