Do You Have Pre-2012 Onion Issues?
173 points by mooreds 3 hours ago | 18 comments
mat_epice 49 minutes ago
I was excited that I may have been able to help, but I just have issues from volumes 36 and 37... Perhaps this is for the best, as it would have deeply fed my pack rat tendencies.
replyck2 34 minutes ago
libraries sadly have to destroy old archives all the time
replybut it's not like a lost Doctor Who episode, it will show up eventually
meanwhile they can keep eerily predicting dystopia like the government televising executions for entertainment a year before it happens
mooreds 51 minutes ago
Should have posted the direct link with more details about what they are looking for and how to help.
replyThat's here: https://theonion.com/archivehunt/
johnnyApplePRNG 2 hours ago
Did somebody steal these magazines or are they just being overly dramatic?
replyjandrese 25 minutes ago
I'm guessing they lost their back issues due to neglect and sometimes tragedy. When people are first starting out they often don't think that in 30 years time they will want a physical copy of their joke periodical and warehouse space is always limited. When budgets get tight it is sometimes the storage bill that has to be cut.
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> Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.
so I'm pretty sure it's just a joke.